Friday, March 21, 2008

The Story so far

Hello there. My name is Jawn. Well, thats my super not-so secret "screen name" that all the cool kids have. Don't you know its way lame to use your real name in the magical world of the Internets. Its more fun to pretend you are somebody you aren't.

I decided to start up this blog because I am bored. Very bored. And I'm confined to a bed in my loungeroom of my parent's house 24 hours a day 7 days a week. I wish I could say it is for some whacky zany political activisit thing like when John Lennon and Yoko Ono did that bed in, but the truth is I'm suffering from something called steroid induced myopethy. Well, I think thats how you spell it. Basically, I'm temporarily paralysed and have limited movement. Which means I spend a lot of time lying on my back.

This blog is going to consist of my hopefully daily rantings and ravings and observations of the world around me, from the perspective of my bed in the lounge room. I don't really know what your going to find on here, but I'll try to keep this bastard thing updated with as much gibberish as possible. Hopefully, this blog has a severley limited life span because as soon as Im outta this bed, the blog stops. Here's hoping that tomorrow is the last day of this blog's life.

Have fun, ask questions, comment, post opinions, do what you want. I'm just gonna waffle on like a senile old person.

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